"Hey Mrs Glitter, is Gary outside?"

Just spent Chinese new year slowly getting drunk with my mother, stepdad and Nicole in Erdington; listening to the crudest, most outrageous man/comedian in England. Am now sat at home, I can hear them singing along to Phil Collins downsturrs.
Nicole has gone home.
I worried over nothing, I ended up with a D and I am completely past caring.
German is a shit language anyway.



Anyway, ooh my day tomorrow is looking so good.
Even if I have got to get up proper early.

I'm getting up at like 9 to be out at about quarter past 10, meeting dear William in Sutton to get some wacky backy, then I will trek up to Daisys hoose and meet Daisy and Biff, then we shall all commence to my cigarette shop, buy the cigarettes, dick about for a bit in Erd, then fuck off home for a couple of hours.
Then we shall throw our gladrags on and meet up somewhere, go for a meal, then commence to get high and intoxicated in Daisy's garage-y bit.

With my beast of a camera.
Bliss.


AND WHY THE FUCKING FUCK IS E4-OD NOT WORKING?!
I THOUGHT THE WHOLE IDEA OF IT BEING "ON DEMAND" IS THAT PEOPLE CAN WATCH IT WHENEVER THEY WANT. NOT WAIT FOR IT TO FRIG ABOUT WITH ITSELF LIKE AN INDECISIVE TODDLER HANDED TWO DIFFERENT TOYS.
C'MONNNN!