For once

I don't know.

The great escape to Spain with my girls is going to take place in about 36 hours.
That is not long, and considering that I shall make a list of all the stuff I need to do in that time.

• Shave, exfoliate and moisturise every inch of my fragile skin. Apart from my head.


• Fake tan my legs, arms, shoulders, neck and boobs with precision. I can afford to cock up on the stomach as there is not a snowballs chance in hell I am wapping that out.


• Buy mother a beautiful potted plant that she can keep in the garden and look after, along with a nice card.


• Buy 7 disposable cameras.


• Sort my hair out so that it looks suitable.


• Start sleeping again and when I do, try not to wake up within an hour.


• If I do the above, could I also remind myself not to have really trippy dreams about people that seem really realistic. Thanks.

I am beyond excited though.
I'm even excited for waking up at the crack of dawn to get on that godforsaken plane!