"He has the best afro you will ever see."
"Arrr yaknow when your voice goes like an old woman's? Yaknow, all like bleuuuurgh?"
"We're awesome, shut up!"
"She's great when she's drunk, she gets really into politics. She goes round threatening to batter the Conservatives."
Chilling in a cupboard in the art department with Ellaaaa drinking tea and eating a cheese and ham pitta bread, omnomnom.
Voting the BNP tomorrow? FUCK OFF THEN YOU CUNTS!
Bet you didn't know that the BNP agree with rape, did you?
A BNP member was quoted to say:
"Rape is simply sex. Women enjoy sex, so rape cannot be such a terrible ordeal. To suggest that rape, when conducted without violence, is a serious crime is like suggesting that force-feeding a woman chocolate cake is a heinous crime offence."
HOW FULL OF COMPLETE SHIT CAN YOU PEOPLE BE?!
HOW DARE YOU COMPARE SOMETHING AS SEVERE AS RAPE TO FUCKING INDULGING IN SOME CAKE!
I don't know about you, but i've never known someone have their lives destroyed by a gateux!

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