No.

I don't want a relationship right now.
Give up, for focksake!

Unless I meet someone new and shockingly beautiful who will amaze me and not betray my trust.
Yeah, I know.
That never happens, don't be stupid.


I'm not going to settle for second best though, no way.
I'd rather be completely alone and not even kiss or fuck anyone at parties than be in a relationship with someone I didn't really want.