Thursday, 8 April 2010

"You're really sexy..."

Sat in my dad's living room listening to my stepmom's old vinyls (how retro do I feel?).
The B52's are so good.
Reflecting over my day.

Went into Perth with the kids and met a BEAUTIFUL/FANTASTIC boy.
Was dropping my sister off at her ballet lesson and there was a really sexy boy stood outside waving goodbye to a little girl.
I say "boy" really he was a man. Around 25?
He dressed so young though, and he had a bridge piercing.
Anyway!
My sister walked in after this little girl and I was about to walk off when my brother tripped over the boy's bag and began to cry.
So embarrassing.
The guy caught my eye and I burst out laughing and just went "oh my god" and blushed.
He came to see if we needed any help.
"Arrr I feel terrible now, will he be alreet? Poor kid." In a gorgeous Scottish accent.
To quickly escape and die in a hole somewhere I said
"Oh i'd better go get him some chocolate or something to shut him up ahaha"
I asked him where the nearest Boots was (I like the self-service machines).
And instead of just showing us, he came with!
We started talking about loads of random shit, his name was Ben.

He was so beautiful.
Not skinny but not chubby, just average, with a leather jacket on, doc martens (proper ones!), really nicely worn faded skinnies and a grey top (the top was a v-neck which I hate on guys but whatever!)
Dark curly hair, dark eyes and dark thick eyelashes, about a head taller than me, maybe just under 6foot.
He wore wooden rosary beads, I asked him if he was catholic and he said no.
I laughed nervously at him and he blushed.
We talked for ages, he asked me about my newly shaven hair (shaved my right side in creative frustration), asked me if I wore red lipstick often.
"It reet suits ye."
He asked if it was a statement, I said no and laughed like a freak.
I WAS SO NERVOUS HE WAS BEING TOO COMPLIMENTY I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO.
He thought my brother was my son.
"You're really sexy, you wouldn't think you'd had 2 kids at all."
I didn't know what to say.
I was laughing like a fucking goon in my head.
He asked where his dad was, I said "Oh, our dad's at work."
The look on his face!
I pissed myself!

He just blushed.
I got my brother some smarties and we walked towards the carpark where my stepmom was waiting for us.
WHen I told him I had to go he looked genuinely sad and asked me if I wanted to go for a drink later.
I wanted to so bad but I had to say no, I couldn't tell him I'm only 16 incase he got freaked out.
I just said I was going home to Birmingham, I couldn't think of anything else.
So we had to say bye.

He tried to give me his number but i'd forgotten my phone, he said his was at home as well and neither of us had a pen.
We kind of just looked at each other in a sad way and said bye.
He gave me a hug and he smelled so nice, just like I expected.
It was so weird.
So nice though.

He was lovely.
I won't see him ever again.


Fuck it, fgood day though.
He was gorgeous.

SHOWS IVE STIIIIIILL GOT IT.
IM NOT COMPLETELY UNLOVEABLE!

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